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A squirrel mid-zoomies through autumn brush

Go all out

Extra chaos

Zoomies, acorn rain, I Spy, a standalone jumper, Shark Week policy, and a throttle you can actually redline. This is the leaf pile with the lid off.

Sudden zoomies in progress

No sudden zoomies was the plan. The plan has left the oak.

I Spy

Find the hidden squirrel

Comic-book Where’s-Waldo of the nest. Tap the gray one. Decoys do not count.

Scene 1 / 3 · Misses 0

Picnic compromised

I spy a gray tail behind the watermelon.

Tap the picture. Four misses and the oak will pulse a hint.

Chaos desk

Oak defense / acorn rain

Catch acorns, steal the melon, tap sharks only if you want a war. Score lives in the nest until you reset.

Score

0

Caught

0

Missed

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Shark Week policy

Stay out of the water

If those sharks grow legs and come on land, it is no longer Shark Week. It is All-Out Nut War. This oak will be defended with everything a gray tail has got.

Zoomies throttle

How hard the tail is working. Nap is legal. All-out is a blur of fur across the lane above.

NapTrotZoomiesAll-out

A squirrel standing on hind legs in a garden, ready to steal

Watermelon desk

Picnic compromised

Eight slices to a full heist. Mind your business. This is sacred.

0 / 8 slices in cheek

Fortune oak

Spin a nutty fact

Loaded from the nest database. The oak does not guarantee wisdom. It guarantees a fact.

The oak is waiting. Shake it.

Squirrel crime blotter

Open cases

Blues and purples around the corner

Chaos calendar

  • National Watermelon Day

    One roll, three bites, no sharing with jays.

  • Raspberries ’n Cream Day

    Skip the cream. Take the bush. Leave no evidence.

  • Shark Week (land edition)

    Stay out of the water. If they grow legs: All-Out Nut War.

  • Acorn Accounting Friday

    Count the stash. Forget the stash. Plant a forest by accident.

  • No Sudden Zoomies Sunday

    Eleven minutes of productivity, then a nap. Keep the pecan count honest.

Website map

Every trail on the nest, drawn above the footer so you can jump without digging through leaf litter.