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Rickwood to the Trash Pandas, Biscuits to the SEC. Updates load from the nest database, newest first. Keep a glove in the car. Foul balls do not care about hibernation.
Not standings. A map of where this squirrel actually buries time when the weather is right.
Rickwood Field · America’s oldest pro park still standing
Willie Mays played here as a teenager. The grandstand still smells like summer in September.
Madison · just down the trail from Killen
A squirrel can make the drive, bury a snack under the bleachers, and cheer for a raccoon. Diplomacy is hard. The hats are excellent.
Riverwalk Stadium
Best-named team in the minors. Recommendation: one biscuit, one ballgame, zero chocolate.
Sewell-Thomas Stadium
SEC weekends, packed crowds, and a squirrel in the outfield trees taking unofficial stats.
Plainsman Park
War Eagle and Roll Tide can share an oak. Barely. Spring will settle it on the dirt, not the timeline.
Latest from the dirt
6 reports
Latest · 2026-09-04 · SEC Saturday
College football is on the doorstep and this squirrel’s SEC pick ’em is running at sportspickem.net. Invite code SALOLI still gets you in the homie league. Lock winners and scores, then talk that talk all weekend. Thursday night does not wait for late diggers.
2026-09-01 · Birmingham Barons
America’s oldest professional ballpark is still taking sunlight in Birmingham. Rickwood Field hosted the Barons, the Black Barons, and a teenage Willie Mays. Offseason or not, the infield dirt is a historical marker you can steal a ball from (please do not).
2026-08-28 · Rocket City Trash Pandas
Rocket City Trash Pandas play just down the trail in Madison. A Killen squirrel can make the drive, bury a snack under the bleachers, and cheer for a team named after a raccoon. Diplomacy is hard. The hats are excellent.
2026-08-20 · Alabama / Auburn
Alabama and Auburn baseball both live in the same backyard argument as the football teams. Spring will bring SEC weekends, packed crowds, and a squirrel in the outfield trees taking unofficial stats. War Eagle and Roll Tide can share an oak. Barely.
2026-08-12 · Montgomery Biscuits
The Montgomery Biscuits remain the best-named team in the minors. Saloli has reviewed the mascot, the snack situation, and the river city. Recommendation: one biscuit, one ballgame, zero chocolate.
2026-07-30 · Birmingham Barons
Southern League summers in Birmingham mean hot bleachers, cold drinks, and a sky that goes purple about the seventh inning — blues and purples around the corner, just like the nest promised. Keep your glove in the car. Foul balls do not care about hibernation.
Every trail on the nest, drawn above the footer so you can jump without digging through leaf litter.